Salad: The Saddest Meal

Lighten up your table with this Eat Your Salad And Be Sad Coaster. Featuring hilarious diet humor that perfectly captures the struggle of healthy eating, this super absorbent limestone coaster makes condensation disappear before your eyes while protecting your surfaces—because lettuce be honest, salad is sad enough without water rings on your table.

Features & Benefits

• Hilarious diet humor delivers laughs at every meal
• Natural limestone construction absorbs condensation on contact for superior protection
• Permanently UV printed ensures vibrant, fade-resistant high-resolution graphics
• Solid cork backing prevents scratches and keeps coaster securely in place
• Eco-friendly materials made with no plastics or resins
• Proudly made in America with premium quality craftsmanship

Perfect for Gifting & Laughs

Ideal for birthdays, diet support groups (with a sense of humor!), fitness enthusiasts who need a laugh, or treating yourself to a daily reminder that healthy eating doesn't have to be boring. This coaster makes a thoughtful addition to any gift basket or a standalone treat for friends, family, or anyone who's ever been sad about salad. Your customers will be laughing out loud while keeping their tables protected!